Mystery Box!

How are we supposed to describe something unknown? I mean, really. This is exactly what it sounds like, people -- it's a mystery box! What's in it? Well, it's a freaking mystery.   

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

  closeout items may be past suggested used by date   (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or...

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

  closeout items may be past suggested used by date   (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or...

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

   closeout items may be past suggested used by date (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or you...

  closeout items may be past suggested used by date   (This is already a hell of a steal, so coupon codes do not apply. All sales final, no returns or exchanges on mystery box items -- yeah, it's a gamble! You might find your next ADV, or...