Invazion

Invazion

  • Dark Star | Invazion | 60ml

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    Dark Star | Invazion | 60ml

    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
    WE LIKE TO TREWAT OUR HOSTAGES WITH A MEAL OF GOOEY CINNAMON BUNS. THIS ENTREE IS ALSO SPRINKLED WITH A FROSTED OATMEAL COOKIE CRUMBLE FOR PLEASURE. THIS WILL MAKE THE HUMAN HOSTAGES FEEL COMFORTABLE AND MORE AT EASE…. THEY WILL NOT EXPECT THE...
    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
  • Deep Six | Invazion | 60ml

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    Deep Six | Invazion | 60ml

    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
    OUR MISSION WAS TO SEIZE CONTROL OF A PLANET THAT HAS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY HUMANS. DURING ORBIT, WE FOUND THESE SPACE ROCK CANDIES. THESE SPACE ROCKS, WHICH EMULATE HUMAN FRUITS OF BLUEBERRIES AND GRAPES, IT WILL BE EFFORTLESS TO LURE MORE HUMANS FOR...
    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
  • Killjoy | Invazion | 60ml

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    Killjoy | Invazion | 60ml

    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
    BEFORE WE PURSUE OUR JOURNEY OF ENCROACHMENT ON HUMANS WILL, WE LIKE TO FUEL OUR BODIES WITH MEALS OF A DELICIOUS RICH VANILLA CUSTARD DOUSED WITH SUGAR COOKIE CRUMBLES. THIS GIVES US THE ENERGY AND DRIVE WE NEED TO HIJACK ANY OF THE PLANETS IN T HE...
    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
  • Neutrino | Invazion | 60ml

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    Neutrino | Invazion | 60ml

    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
    THE FINAL MISSION WAS TO FIND MORE NEUTRINO FUEL FOR OUR SHIP. WE SCAVENGED THE ENTIRE PLANET EARTH TO FIND THAT LIQUIFIED ORANGE TANGERINE INFUSED WITH CANDIED CREAMSICLE SEEMED TO WORK WELL WITH OUR SPACECRAFT…….DONT ASK US WHY.
    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
  • Solara | Invazion | 60ml

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    Solara | Invazion | 60ml

    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
    THE FRUITS HARBORED BY THE PLANET EARTH ARE EFFECTING US IN VERY BENEFICIAL WAYS. OUR PRIZED HUMAN SLAVE CONCOCTED A BLEND OF EARTHS FRUITS CONSISTING OF RASPBERRY, TANGERINE,& LEMONADE, TOPPED OFF WITH A DIZZYING WATERMELON RUM. THIS INVENTION OF...
    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
  • Spaced Out | Invazion | 60ml

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    Spaced Out | Invazion | 60ml

    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95
    MADE FORM THE FINEST ABDUCTED HUMANS WE COULD FIND. THIS LEMON POUNDCAKE WITH LEMON MERINGUE FLUFF HAS OUR SUPERIOR SPECIES IN AN UPROAR, CLAMORING FOR MORE.
    MSRP: $30.00
    $21.95